slurry

a) slut in a a hurry to get some.

b) affectionate word for a slutty friend that you don't actually want to call a slut.

a) "that slurry left with him after 20 minutes of being here"

b) "sarah's awesome, but she's also a bit of a slurry."

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mfriend

2009 word to replace friend-with-benefits since it's too long, conspicuous and pretentious.

Its ambiguity can be used to misdirect or cover a friend you haven't quite decided to allot into either the friend or f* category.

The "m" can be silent or dragged for varying degrees of honesty, deception, coyness, bashfulness, chastity, or modesty.

1) silent m
2) quick m
3) long m

1) "Dude she's got a bum you just want to destroy, but she's also your student. You could get fired."
"Yeh, she's just a mfriend."

2) "Didn't get lucky tonight but thank God for my mmfriend."

3) "She's an uhmm...friend. She's hella hot but I hate how she talks with food in her mouth."

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