slut stick

The arm implant type of birth control. It's about the size of a matchstick, is implanted in your arm, and lets you have as much sex as you want without the fear of pregnancy. Does not prevent STDs, of course. Can help regulate or even stop periods. Also known as Implanon.

*points at arm* "Check it out! I got a slut stick!" "Sweet! Go get laid!"

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