piss camel

Someone who can span large durations of time without urinating.

The line to the bathroom was too long; I had to be a piss camel and wait until i got home to go.

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fuck vulture

Someone who waits for your relationship to end so that they can swoop in and hook-up with your ex-lover.

Matt is such a fuck vulture, he's banged all my ex-girlfriends.

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