pubic mullet

Trimming the pubes on and around the penis while letting your ball hairs grow out (usually for the winter). Was in style in the eighties but has since been frowned upon. Still is a common way to wear your penis in most southern states.

It's kinda sad really, Grampa can never grow a pubic mullet again cause his balls are going bald.

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friendly fire

FREND-lee FyRE
noun
1. Usually occurs when two males are involved in a threesome with a consenting woman, and one of the men inadvertently sperms on his buddy while the act is taking place. Is most severe when the victim is hit near the head or the butt hole, in which case the threesome usually ends. Usually occurs during a switch or swap. Can happen in a threesome involving all women, provided they are potent squirters, in which case it will usually be rubbed in by the recipient and the threesome will ensue with even more intensity than before.

Just as I start to go to browntown, Ben freaks out that our balls were close too touching then ends up losing it all over my thigh. In all my years I never thought that I could be a victim of friendly fire, it's just one of those things that you hear happens to other people, like your uncles or something. (Excerpt from Fred Savage's autobiography "Sex With Granpa"

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bismarck

(BIZZ-maRK)
-noun
1. The capital city of the great North Dakota.

2. Believed to be the signiture move of the German Chancellor Otto Von Bismarck, it is the name given for the action of ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced right before a bountiful load of sperm is freed out of the erection with a force so mighty that it escapes out of the nasal cavity, giving the oralee an appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as {The Kindergardner}

The great think about fat chicks is that you give them a {Bismarck} they either sniff the shit back in or blow bubbles with it.

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bismarck

(BIZZ-maRK)
-noun
1. The capital city of the great North Dakota.

2. Believed to be the signiture move of the German Chancellor Otto Von Bismarck, it is the name given for the action of ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced right before a bountiful load of sperm is freed out of the erection with a force so mighty that it escapes out of the nasal cavity, giving the oralee an appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as {The Kindergardner}

The great think about fat chicks is that you give them a {Bismarck} and they either sniff the shit back in or blow bubbles with it.

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bungee shit

An occurance common with many Italian and Persian males and most Samoan females, it's a shit that once shat, attaches itself to you're ass hairs and is pulled back up once its head hits the water.

Girl 1: I heard that Persians keep scissors by their toilets cause of all the bungee shits they take!
Girl 2: I heard black people are more likely to die of heart failure!
--Dialogue from recess at John Wayne Bobbitt Elementary

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