Mamgela

when your mums name is Angela and shes northern

hey my mum is northern and is called angela! that's a mamgela

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Angela

Your mum

Angela is your mum

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Harjra

A girl who is so crazy and has a crazy quirky lifestyle and looks really good in purple coats and brown trousers. Also yeah and yeah I was gonna say something oh I forgot oh yeah and also yeah what I wanted to say what oh yeah wait what

*girl is quirky*

“YO THATS A HARJRA”

sparkling croissant

after you drop your croissant, your sister eats glitter and poos on it but you eat it happily anyway. #fivesecondrule

me: "BOO"
that guy over there: "AH YOU MADE ME DROP MY CROISSANT"
sister Shannon: "I need a poo" *poos on croissant*
that guy over there: "ooo that sparkling croissant glistening in the sun after it had been in my sisters bum"

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floghurt

when someone eats yoghurt and finds 2.5 figs in it.

guljabean says loudly "omg theres 2.5 figs in my yoghurt!"

jimbucktoo replies "omg that's a floghurt!!!"

shampee

when you shampoo turns mouldy

person 1" omg theres green stuff in my shampoo"

mum"ewwww that's a shampee THROW IT OUTTTT NOOWWWWWWW"