Angela

Your mum

Angela is your mum

Harjra

A girl who is so crazy and has a crazy quirky lifestyle and looks really good in purple coats and brown trousers. Also yeah and yeah I was gonna say something oh I forgot oh yeah and also yeah what I wanted to say what oh yeah wait what

*girl is quirky*

“YO THATS A HARJRA”

Mamgela

when your mums name is Angela and shes northern

hey my mum is northern and is called angela! that's a mamgela

sparkling croissant

after you drop your croissant, your sister eats glitter and poos on it but you eat it happily anyway. #fivesecondrule

me: "BOO"
that guy over there: "AH YOU MADE ME DROP MY CROISSANT"
sister Shannon: "I need a poo" *poos on croissant*
that guy over there: "ooo that sparkling croissant glistening in the sun after it had been in my sisters bum"

floghurt

when someone eats yoghurt and finds 2.5 figs in it.

guljabean says loudly "omg theres 2.5 figs in my yoghurt!"

jimbucktoo replies "omg that's a floghurt!!!"

shampee

when you shampoo turns mouldy

person 1" omg theres green stuff in my shampoo"

mum"ewwww that's a shampee THROW IT OUTTTT NOOWWWWWWW"