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An email account that is better than the standard PC email, but not as good as GMail. E.g. Yahoo.
"We can't IM each other because I have some fmail account."
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Cowbell Deficiency, also known as CBD, is an extreme medical condition. Victims of CBD are known to have high fever. The only known prescription of CBD is more cowbell.
Talk to your doctor if think you are suffering from CBD.
Intern to Doctor
I: "Doctor we have a new patient"
D: "What does he have"
I: "The only visible symptom this man has a fever, but it looks like he is dying."
D: "<softly>Cowbell Deficiency"
I: "What?"
D: "This man...has a fever...and the only prescription...is more cowbell."
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The person who has seen every single episode of the hit TV show LOST sometimes can't even describe what is happening on the show to a person who never watches it. This is usually because they do not understand everything that has happened, even though they are experts.
A: "So let me get this right...You've seen all 4 seasons and you can tell me what happening."
B: "Ummmm. No. Sorry."
A: "You are so Lost on LOST."
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The act of placing both of your hands on your head, usually seen by disappointed sports fans. Equivalent of putting hands on hips.
After that last interception, the entire home team fans had an OMG sports gesture.
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When watching a talent show, one of the acts seem to last forever. This is done easier when playing a musical instrument, such as the piano or clarinet.
Dude to another dude sitting next to him.
"This is such a talent show drag! It has been six minutes already and she doesn't seem to know how to end the song she's playing!"
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1) A spelling bee that the participants are very young, namely kids in kindergarten and 1st grade. The age of the participants often result in funny misspelllings.
1) George Washington Elementary had a spelling c so bad, no one made it to the second round.
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The year '2010' in Roman numerals. 'M' stands for 1000, and 'X' stands for 10. 'K' stands for 1000, but it isn't Roman numerals, it's metric, like kilo-.
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