Santaclops

a one-eyed Santa.

By the time my son's art project made it home, Santa Claus had become a Santaclops.

TOILET PAPER ALGORITHM

An equation that suggests that 12 new normal-sized rolls are equal to 24 of the recently reduced normal-sized rolls.

Marketing placed the TOILET PAPER ALGORITHM "12 = 24 regular rolls" four times on the packaging of my $17 package of paper towels.

7👍 2👎

Stockhole Syndrome

A term used to describe a state of anxiety created when donuts are placed to closely in a container, leading to sweating and icing loss.

Meijer's sweaty donuts are known to suffer from overcrowding and in some cases Stockhole Syndrome.