Tessora

She's amazing. Just amazing.

She loses things a lot.

Tessora is a great friend, but loves to tease her friends. Sometimes too far.
Keep her forever.

Friend: Is that Tessora?
Me: Yeah
Friend: Lets go be friends with her. I heard Tessora's are hella funny

Marcus

This person is a really good friend. He'll always be there for you when you do and don't need him. If you have a friend named Marcus, you should keep him. He can be crazy, but will always give you a good laugh. On the other hand, he is a crackhead sometimes, and probably cannot beat you at game pigeon.

"Who's your friend?"

"His name is Marcus."

"Uh oh..."