mp

Commonly used in text, this stands for "Me Personally".

Nerd: I don't understand why Monster Energy gets so much hate. I think they have some good drinks mp.
Based GigaChad: Well mp you're just a fucking nuketard.

nuketard

Someone who injests so many chemicals that they become retarded.

Exhibit A is a common consumer of RedBull and due to this he has become a nuketard.