lolsagna

An expression used to mock people who overuse the abbreviation lol.

Some Jerk says:
LOL, I LOLed when I saw that girls boobs, LOL.

You say:
lolsagna

shawarma bits

A slang term used to refer to a Middle Eastern woman's vagina.

He's gonna have to show me some romance if he wants to get his mouth on my shawarma bits.