Shower of Shame

A shower taken the day after a brutal night of debauchery and drunken hook-ups. It may involve crying, and thorough regret but is always satisfying and cleanses the body and mind of un-brushed teeth and octopus hands.

It is usually scalding hot as a self punishment.

After a night of drinking and making out with dirty Steve I had to have a shower of shame...it was the only way.

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