Mexican Molotov

Whilst having sex, Stick a Burrito of choice into your partner's orifice. After this has been done, douse the protruding end with gasolina, then set it on fire. Then, Begin smashing the Burrito with a baseball bat, much like you would with a pinata. Thus spreading the fire everywhere.

Marcos: Eh Holmes, You do larissa last night?
Jorge: Yeah joto, I gave her that Mexican Molotov

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Stephen Sqawking

While having sex, you place your penis into the recipient's mouth, then violently thrust back and forth, damaging thier vocal cords.

Jennifer: Hey, why aren't you talking?
lee Ann: ...
Jennifer: oh, the ol' Stephen Sqawking.