Mittle Class

Owning obscene wealth, but wanting to care about the less fortunate.

We're not rich, boys, we're just Mittle Class. Our yacht doesn't even have an elevator for the cars!

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blastula

Early stage of fetal development consisting of approximately 128 cells forming a fluid-filled sphere. In humans, this stage of development is reached within the first week after fertilization of the ovum.

Revered by anti-abortion crusaders because Jesus saves them.

Jesus: You going to have that blastula?
Disciple: Nah, I'm stuffed.
Jesus. I'll take it then - umm, excuse me, can I get a bag?

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blastula

Early stage of fetal development consisting of approximately 128 cells forming a fluid-filled sphere. In humans, this stage of development is reached within the first week after fertilization of the ovum.

Revered by anti-abortion crusaders because Jesus saves them.

Jesus: You going to have that blastula?
Disciple: Nah I'm stuffed.
Jesus: I'll take it then - umm, can I get a bag?

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chongaloid

State of being attained after driving at least 100 miles (160 km) with the windows rolled up, no A/C or ventilation, smoking fat-ass blunts the entire time. Interior visibility should be no more than 16 inches (40 cm). Characterized by red squinty eyes, trippy grin, and affable demeanor.

Example #1:
Roll down window. Smoke billows out.
Cop: you boys been smokin?
Driver: (Heh heh) Nah mon I'm chongaloid (laugh-cough)

Example #2:
At party, inebriated celebrant spills drink.
Dude A: Fuckin what's yer problem ya fuckin mongoloid?!
Dude B: That's *chongaloid* my good man

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what it is

Answer to the classic Martin/Murray question, "What in the hell is that?" Can be used recursively.

Question: What in the hell is that?
Answer: 1. What it is
2. What it is is What it is
3. What it is is What it is is What it is
4+ Repeat as necessary

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I herd dat wit my bad ear

1. Coming through loud and clear, roger that.

Often used by ignorant lumberjacks suffering various degrees of hearing loss from using chainsaws on old growth timber.

2. There's no need to shout, old bean.

Often used by Oxford Dons or wearers of jacket sweaters with leather elbow patches (ironically) to gently inform the speaker their volume of speech is uncouthly excessive.

I'd like to glennbeck Glenn Beck.
I herd dat wit my bad ear!

I'D LIKE TO GLENNBECK ANN COULTER!
I herd dat wit my bad ear - and that bitch is old.

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