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A strip tease performed via Skype.
Dude, Jaime just bought all these panties at Victoria's Secret and did a Skypetease for me from the dressing room.
When a friend goes too deep into a relationship and stops using first person pronouns entirely.
Dude never refers to himself without her. It's been so long since he used the word "I" that he might as well add We/Us pronouns to his bio.
A mixture of semen and urine. Often created by the first urination after ejaculation. The name Captain references the euphemism for penis.
Dude, I left some Captain's Brew in that Mountain Dew bottle and my grandma drank it!
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