You'll find that Nevas are usually short, timid and vegetablearians. They love to eat vegetables and if anything gets between them and their veges they will become very aggressive and start attacking you. They are VERY territorial about food but when it comes to unhealthy stuff they don't care at all. When they become angry they tend to swear. They are believed to be decedents of angry dwarfs from northen china. They are very smexy.
Don't go near the Neva because it'll eat you
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