Andrew

Andrew is a short pale person that got vibe checked in the head so hard he only knows how to say one phrase. His favorite daily activity is biting his unmentionables really hard and then crying for an hour, occasionally licking the blood off. He also has stomach cancer because of all of the Windex banana milkshakes he makes. His favorite meal is a mix of horse thighs and the souls of redheaded people (he's the one that steals them)

Is that Andrew? I heard he pisses straight blood.

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herky-jerky

When an angle is stiff or rigid it is also known as herky-jerky. If your teacher ever asks you a question about transformations in middle school, always say that transformations are herky-jerky movements.

Teacher: Yo bruh, u got some of dat mathematics info cuz?
Student: Yuh. You already KNOW that be herky-jerky
Teacher: Hell yeah my dude.

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