Unicorn

A one-horned goat kind thing 4-year-old girls are all obsessed about and when they find out they don't really exist they throw a 2-month tantrum thinking that they are gonna come out of the toilet and take them to fairy princess land.

4-year-old girl: mom I can't wait to go to school and find a unicorn

mom: unicorns don't exist, that is just what they tell you at school so you don't throw a temper tantrum

4-year-old girl: waAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA

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