Ghost turd

When you have taken a turd and it is so heavy that it disappears and has already gone through the plumbing before you've had a look.

James took a big, BIG log one day only to find that it had disappeared by the time he had gotten up to take a look. The bowl was empty with no turd in sight. James excitedly ran to his mother - Mummy, I did a ghost turd!!!

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