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If u are tying to tell someone something important you must say (especially if he is or posses a naitan) you say listen upa here aNAITAN in a slightly asian accent, but you must grunt the naitan.
Naitan: d00d h4l0 is t3h r0x0rz its b3tt3r th4n g34rs
Me: Listen upa here aNAITAN, gears requires aim and halo just requires fast reflexes!
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Naitan can be used for many purposes. It can be used to show dominance, in coordination with a smashing motion with both fists. It can also be used as a verbal laxative, or when you just want to say something that sounds cool when you grunt it in a caveman voice. But you have to say it in the caveman voice.
Example #1
Guy: UR A PUSSY!!!
Me: NAITAN!!! EITAN NAITAN SAITAN!!!
Example #2
Guy: im bored
Me: NAITAN!!! naitan naitan NAITAN NAITAN!!!
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Saitan is the child that,according to the Naitan Prophecies, will be born to Naitan and Mama forman. Saitan is in an embryo like state in a giant single sperm cell. The Naitan Prophecies also claim that saitan will be born a full grown adult, and will aid Naaitan in the battle against Thorntan and Mcmilltan. Currently, Saitan controls Naitan in his sleep, which lead to the whole Thorntan-Naitan feud in the first place, and resulted in many rapes during the night in a 20,000 mile radius.
Naitan: stupid saitan,stupid saitan.
Me: whats the matter?
Naitan: Look at this newspaper!! 100 raped in one night in China!!
Me: Damn!!
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If some one shows you something that they are saying is great, but you think is evil/could be used for evil you say dis eh no naitan(good)! dis eh....dis eh SAITAN!!!(bad. and yes i no its spelled rong mr.tahn)
guy: dude check out this hermaphrodite porn it rox
Me: dis eh no naitan! dis eh SAITAN!!! TANTANTAN!!!
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