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Tank and Spank

The simplest mmorpg tactic, where a heavily-armed, high health point player (referred to as the tank) draws the enemy's attention and takes all the enemy fire while the rest of the team come in and deal damage to the opposition (referred to as the DPS, the one who delivers the "spank").

Side note: May not always be the best approach in a boss fight with certain mechanics.

Healer: is there any boss mechanics for this fight, do we have to avoid anything or be aware of any attacks?

Tank: No this boss is easy, let's just roll in with the tank and spank

by gimme the money September 7, 2016

25πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


solo

The last name of the renowned smuggler Han Solo. No one gives a fuck about the rest of the definitions.

Holy shit! Han Solo just shot three First Order Stormtroopers dead before any of them returned fire!

by gimme the money April 15, 2016

43πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


bby

1. Abbreviation for baby. Also quite frequently might be a typo of "baby", since many people are not so lazy that they cannot type an extra letter.

2. Star Wars term used for calendar dates. Stands for "Before Battle of Yavin". Quite similar to BC in normal calendar date, which stands for "Before Christ".

1. "hey bby want to come over and have make out"

2. "Darth Vader was born 41 BBY."

by gimme the money April 29, 2016

205πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


average Joe

An average joe is a symbolization of an average American person (generally male). The term was used mainly in the late 90s - early 2000s, when the majority of America's population consisted of middle class citizens. Usually falls under the following traits: considered not to be dumb nor smart, follows any kind of sports (and also drinks heavily when their favourite team is not doing well), works five or six days a week (usually as a white collar worker), and comes home every night to sit on their sofas and watch TV.

Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up, children?

Stupid child: Mommy said I could be anything, so I want to be a billionaire!

Asian: I want to be a doctor (because my parents are going to kill me if I dont!).
Child of American heritage: I want to be an average Joe.

by gimme the money August 30, 2016

228πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


leung

The best Chinese Last name that fits in North America. Other Chinese names (especially the hyphenated or 2 word ones) will look like your name was inherited straight from 11th Century China.

"Wow Mike Leung is so sexy, but wtf that rice farmer Steve Choi over there is retarded, even though his father is a rich stock market holder back in Hong Kong who buys him tons of plastic surgery."

by gimme the money May 15, 2016

28πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Star Trek

A shitty version of Star Wars.

Our son is watching Star Trek instead of Star Wars, let's kill him!

by gimme the money March 28, 2016

9πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Shiv

In hockey, a goalie that lets in a lot of goals.

In other words, a goalie that sucks.

Shit, 7-0 in the first period?! The goalie is a shiv.

by gimme the money November 3, 2016

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž