montreal smoked meat

Divine and holy spiritual objects that Montrealers like to eat with their poutine (as does the rest of Canada)

"Man Montreal Smoked Meat goes down so nice with a can of beer eh"

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Jack

Slang for "rig".

You jacked the odds, fucking cheap ass, the possibility of you winning was 3720 to 1!

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eargasm

When you get chills listening to music (in particular, from John Williams, who is widely considered the greatest movie score composer of all time).

Forget the actual movie scene, this music is giving me an eargasm!

vancouver transit

Obsolete and Archaic transit system that Gregor Robertson thinks vancouverites will settle for. The trains break down at least twice a year and the buses are crowded with hipsters and deluded 20 year old males who hold starbuck cups.

"Calgary's transit system is so bad!"

"Have you seen the Vancouver transit system, man?"

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Windows Vista

The only Windows OS that was worse than the previous release (Windows XP).

After John upgraded his XP core 2 duo to Windows Vista, he realized he had fucked up.

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CPP

Communist Political Party

Long live the cpp

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overheat

What AMD processors are always doing.

"You have an amd cpu? Holy crap how come your house has burnt down yet?! That shit overheats on idle!"

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