cecil alert

whenever some one says something that sounds like they are making sexual refererences, without realizing it

DUDE 1 dude my bag is stuck in my locker help me yank it out
DUDE 2: cecil alert..

CHICK 1: you prop it open with your foot and i'll shove it in there
CHICK2 : CECIL ALERT!

JEFREE STAR CLONE 1: dude! that thing is friggin huge! are you sure it will fit in there?
JEFREE STAR CLONE 2: stop making all these cecil alerts!

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corndog discovery

when one discovers something so obvious it's almost imposible to withold from pissing yourself with laughter

PERSON#1
*omg!

the bread on the outside of a corn dog

tastes just like corn bread!*

PERSON#2

*thats b/c it is cornbread alix* ((alix is awesome by the way!!!!))

PERSON#1
*really, omg! lets call that a corndog discovery*

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