Hipster

A 18-25 year old who likes to say they're "alternative" but in actuality they're just contributing to consumer culture. Usually doesn't work, but lives off parents' money. It's rare to find a poor hipster. Wears Nikes.

Hipster: Hey wanna go shopping at the Nike store?
Non-hipster: No thanks, they use foreign slave labor.
Hipster: Whuttt?

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SadBiber

When a person, typically in high school or college, is saddened by any mediocre event.
Mostly used by high schoolers to represent sadness.

Teacher: "You got an F on your test"
Student: "Sadbiber! :("