protein sandwich

A blow job
Sucking on a penis which is a big chunk (hopefully) of pure manly protein

My boyfriend, Brutus, gave me a protein sandwich.

Hey, Honey, "Would you like a protein sandwich?"

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Fupa

An acronym for "Fat Upper Pussy Area." It is from the same derivation as fopa.

My ninth grade history teacher's fupa was bulging in her pants, making me wary that it would burst out.

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