pretzel

a male who, upon a post-hookup facebook check or upon hearing comments from witnesses of said hookup, turns out to be somewhat less attractive than one originally thought; often characterized by the taste of a pretzel.

Girl 1: Um yeah, he kind of tasted like a pretzel.
Girl 2: He looked like a pretzel.

"That Patrick - he turned out to be a real pretzel."

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