March 9

This is the day premature babies and gay people are intended to be born on. If you happen to be gay and born on this day you are quite literally one of the coolest F**king people ever. If you're straight and born on this day you are lame. Most people born on this day are extremely hot/good-looking.

Person 1: When is your birthday??

Person 2: March 9th
Person 1: 🤨 are you gay??

Person 2: yes

Person 1: you're quite literally the coolest person I've ever met 😁

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December 8th

This is the day the coolest, hottest, gayest, and most fantabulous people alive were born.You may even be lucky enough to be blessed with a hot girlfriend. Some may be jealous of you or even envious but embrace it. Be that girl (or guy) boss.

Person 1: whens your birthday??

Person 2: December 8th

Person 1: All hail our lord and savior

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