Rellatio

Rellatio: When a woman still gives head to her husband.

For example; "Bob, you lucky bastard, you're wife gives rellatio!!"

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Erection

Chinese democracy

Chang: "Who are you voting for in the erection?"

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DC

DC is the abbreviated form of the commmon phrase "dumb cunt".

John: "hey man, can you cover me for lunch? I left my wallet at home."
Jack(shaking head)"Biggest DC ever."

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