scorch

Irritating pest who always wants something from you. From the expression "you're scorching my balls"

That scorch keeps calling me every half hour.

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turn me on

i feel horny

turn me on

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Hostage

Someone who is taken prisoner against their will. Sometimes I contemplate taking Aleks, but he would like it and then he wouldn't be a hostage.

Joe has just informed me that he has taken my pencil hostage. I miss my pencil. I knew he stole it. but I didn't expect him to go this far!! AAHHH he's threatening to break it! NOOOOOOO!!!!

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hokie

1. ACC Football Champions 12 weeks into the ACC
2. All that is superior to the Cavalier
or "wahoo"

It took the hokies only 12 weeks to win the ACC championship where as the wahoos have yet to win it in over 50 years.

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fat lover

n. A person who is sexually attracted to plump, chubby or obese people.

C. "Ohmigod, Darrell is, like, a total fat lover."
J. "How come?"
C. "He's dating that lard ass Beth!"

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Lil Fizz

every grls fanta-c

if hes not, well dats 2 bad bcuz hez da FINEST light skin nigga w/ dat culry hair 'n full curvy lips da u'll eva c

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hfstival

the best concert of the year

there's tons of weed and action

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