turn me on

i feel horny

turn me on

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Hostage

Someone who is taken prisoner against their will. Sometimes I contemplate taking Aleks, but he would like it and then he wouldn't be a hostage.

Joe has just informed me that he has taken my pencil hostage. I miss my pencil. I knew he stole it. but I didn't expect him to go this far!! AAHHH he's threatening to break it! NOOOOOOO!!!!

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onbatniesa

maya's and michelle's pathetic attempt at spelling out panties

wuiinch took off michelle's onbatniesas on jupiter

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couch burrito

A person wrapped in a blanket on a couch. The blanket can be rolled around the body in the manner of a tortilla.

There is a large couch burrito in my living room, snoring

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blackorean

Someone who is mixed with black and Korean.

Amerie and Tomkia Skanes are both blackorean.

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CBS

Crazy bitch syndrome A cruel way to describe someone suffering from borderline personality disorder.

My co-worker Catherine had CBS, which is why she was fired.

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