not a typical man

A man who has been told his whole life how special he is and wow is he special. He's the most typical modern man with the most typical life but he walks around like his poo doesn't stink. If he had any guy friends he would realize he's the same as every other typical man. Instead he wallows in self pity and uses his every day typical life problems to treat everyone around him like shit.

I'm not a typical man, I have feelings.

You think you know who you're messing with but I'm not a typical man.

I would ask him why he's having so many bad days but he would lie because he wants everyone to think he's not a typical man.

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thotrod

A wanna be player who is usually a man in his late 30s or early 40s who's realizing his prime passed long ago. Instead of growing into a real man he'd rather sleep with all the local thots and cry about how miserable he is when his penis falls off.

Julie says: "I didn't know Matt was sleeping with Lucy now. Wasn't he just with his wife the other day? "
Beth responds: "Well, you know how thotrods are.. they'll dip it in anything."

That thotrod sure does move around town quick!