couch magnet

(kow-che mag-net) n. Normally a male humanoid whose ass attracts nearby couches. Both the couch and ass will form a near unbreakable bond only separated by getting beers from the fridge, using the restroom, or women. The attraction from ass to couch may vary depending on nearby televisions or video game systems.

guy1: "where are you going?"

guy2: "dude, dont look now but there is a fine leather couch in front of a huge flat screen at 10 o'clock"

guy1 & guy2: "wwaaaaaooohhhhhh"

guy1: "this is a real comfy couch"

guy2: "I know right? its good to be a couch magnet"

Quimacker

Quimacker (n.): A female version of a macker who seduces a male with a verbal arsenal. The male will most likely be gullible in believing the female wants to be in a relationship. This woman is not in anyway interested in a relationship but in the gratification of a one night stand or other needs (such as to make someone jealous).

"Dude this chick at the bar is totally into me! I think I want her to meet my parents!"

"Watch out man. Thats a quimacker. Her ex is sitting in the booth over there."