mendham

mendham is a tiny, scary town in jersey that is all about drugs and divorce and perfect lawns. everyone thinks it is so great and class but it's really not. on the surface it is decievingly proper.. but under all that, you'll find that everyone here has these really insane dark secrets, heroin addictions or dead bodies in the basements and shit like that. there are loads of sweet artsy kids here, poppy pricks, jockstars and celebrities. mendham blows. the high school blows.
ps: keep out of the alleys. you may be accosted by a footballer/rapist or a man dressed as jesus.

"dude, that kid is mad weird."
"he's from mendham."
"oh. my bad."

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