assmageddon

Assmageddon - when you drink 500ml of Prune Juice straight, you empty you bowel 30 minutes later in a single delivery.

Bro! Clean the toilet! It’s like an assmageddon in there!

Bilal'd

When something inexplicable has gone wrong in the Network Operations Centre, that is more irritating than serious, and everyone has a sneaking suspicion that another work colleague, not on shift has set you up.

oh dear, George..... it looks like you have been bilal'd again.

Van Tam'd

To have your opinion based upon unfounded tripe, rubbished royally with the use of an analogy. The Van Tam'd analogy.

When some liberal fucktard that loves the sound of their own voice. Spouts a load in a podcast, confusing some & persuading them that a Covid vaccination is bad, won’t work, isn’t necessary as there isn’t a pandemic. Then Michael & Sean discuss it in a chatroom, with Sean saying that he will not have the vaccination created to convert his vote to Tory with Steve silently waiting to deliver his rebuttal…….
Steve drops one of many JVT analogies, example being: “I wouldn’t contact a Brain Surgeon….”

Followed by “You have just been Van Tam'd bitches.