gaytox

The time you spend reuniting with your gay friends after any significant duration in the straight world.

After eight straight days at home for the holidays, I'm jonzen for gaytox back in NYC!

crack strength

When you get super-freakishly strong, probably off of crack.

Q :How did Amy Winehouse manage to break out of rehab?
A: She probably had crack strength, and just scaled that wall

Adirtable

That rare combination of dirty and adorable. Not yet one or the other. Could use a shower...though maybe not.

Look at them! They're adirtable. I'd love to take them home, shower them — or not — then have some fun. And exchange numbers...or not.