terribull

n. Any false explanation for a late report, missing cash, pregnancy etc. Usually said with an ironic sympathetic nod.

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.....so then there was this big crash, see, and like the heavens totally opened up and some big voice was all,"Judy! You is the chosen one!" So I said,"But I don't want to be pregnant. I got school to finish." (Sobs uncontrollably)

That's terribull. Let me get you a kleenex.

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Malmotic

Adj. drenched in fun.

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What a night! Meatballs, saunas, and an orgy of mermaid chasing and dancing to aBBa tunes! It was malmotic.

Fourtet

n. Musical group consisting of four under educated musicians. Also a sexual foursome.

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Yo tuba guy. We got a threesome going now but if you joined us we would have a fourtet.

Sounds good. Should I empty my spit trap?

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thermal-boy

n. Canadian term for an athlete who is on a "hot"' streak. Can also be used in other settings such as workplaces and often is used ironically.

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Way to almost score a hockey goal there champ! You are such a thermal-boy it's a wonder the ice don't melt, eh.

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Woolong

Only the best town in Australia! Wrestled from the unforgiving land and plowed into a submissive paradise where waves lap the shore in a frenzy of foam.

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Get your board mate! The waves are lapping at Woolong's foreshore like a rabid dingo.

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ducker

n. Person who likes "Duck Dynasty", an inexplicibly popular TV show.

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I hear your wife watches silly shows.

Yup. That little ducker is a gem all right.

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wrinklers

n. Folk that are unaware that they are far too old for a given pursuit.

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The entertainment world is full of wrinklers.

Yeah. Oprah, Bieber, Stallone. It's culling time.

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