Boston

place. Fine American city with tendency to worship bearded champs who take pride in doing their best. Peopled by gracious folk who cheer lustily and don't engage in ceremonial destructive riots. Also one of the birthplaces of freedom. Home of many museums, rock quarries and displays honouring the displaced native americans.

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See the game?

You bet! Boston Rules!

Party!!!

Sensibly of course.

Of Course!!!

snow's up

exclamation. Snow boarder equivalent to "surf's up!" Usually shouted by overly-enthusiastic newbies at the first sign of flakes.

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Snow's up!

What are you talking about? It's August.

No. There! See!

I think that's dandruff falling off your head.

Frog Lake

place. Canadian town with wide-open friendly multi-racial populace and economy largely based on peat-moss excavation. Historically the scene of some minor dust-ups in the settlement of the west by non-paleoanimists, Frog Lake has grown over the years from a watering place for wandering herds of bison entrancers to a source of inspiration to both Canadian constitutional experts and quilt makers.

Home to both the third-best hockey team in north-western Saskatchewan and the largest interpretive centre between Frank and Esterhazy.

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I hear the crime rate in Frog Lake is pretty low . Kudos to the populace.

Really? Where'd you hear that?

duck feet

n. Feet that are just too big, flat or awkward for regular walking. Shoes don't fit properly and dancing is impossible.

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Why don't you buy a skateboard dude? You are missing out on life and the babes think you're lame.

I got the duck feet.

Bummer. Wanna do some crack?

biebering

v. Acting like an entitled low-life while high on drugs.

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You got to stop biebering every weekend. You'll end up in the slammer.

Let me be free! You don't know the pain I've suffered! I grew up in Canada for God's sake!

skate

n. Short, snappy, hip form of the noun skater.

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I am the skate from Hell. I rule the ramps.

Right. Whatever dude.

goalie fight

n. From ice hockey. An incongruous event that really should not be happening, shows utter incoordination, poor planning, and a lack of proper attire, and yet is hypnotically entertaining.

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So I hear the mayor of Chicago went up against the gun-control folks. How did that go?

Total goalie fight.