yorkers

n. Tricks that look like they are hard and interesting but aren't. Term used by surfers, boarders and hookers.

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Did you see that! I did a leapstand and a board hoard! Fakey!

You did some yorkers. Grow up.

That was yesterday. Today I did skater stuff.

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peleton

n. The collection of average riders in a bike race who are just phoning it in.

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Okay, the leaders have rushed by, are we going to wait for the peleton?

How much wine is left?

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kang

n. Style, class. West coast skater term.

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Nice ramp hop dude! You got the kang.

'Deed I do.

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crawling

v. Feeling low after a humiliation such as a loss by one's favourite team, or a rejection in love etc.

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You seen Larry today? He is totally crawling.

What up? He didn't think the Ravens would actually win did he?

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oxygenarian

n. Older person especially one who requires supplementary oxygen to survive.

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Dude! You are so wicked fearless with your rippers! Time to hang up the board if you want to live to be an oxygenarian.

Better to tear out your spleen than to fade away.

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serena

v. To powerfully dominate, usually in a sport, business, or other competitive area.

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I am totally going to serena you. You'll be lucky if you survive!

Dude! It's just ping-pong.

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Frank

place. Tiny Village in Alberta blessed with an abundance of enormous picturesque boulders that make it the "Stonehenge" of the Rocky Mountains. What is the meaning of the odd arrangements? How did the simple people move the enormous stones? Aliens? Why did this advanced civilisation die out?

These, and other mysteries are not addressed at a Government Interpretive Centre. Conspiracy?

Abandoned coal mines abound: ideal for family excursions, or climb the famous "groaning" Turtle Mountain.

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Look at all the boulders! How did they move them? And why did they build their dwellings beneath them? To understand you have to think like the ancient village itself.

You're not going to be Frank are you?

Yes. Yes I am.

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