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n. The damaged flesh where a long-time heroin addict has inserted too many needles.
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1) Check out the track meat on that banger. Looks like a machete wound that's been shark-bit.
2) Hey mom! Today teacher tell me, "Best track meat ever!" Now who's the bolt?
You the bolt.
Straight up I'm the bolt!
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adj. Hunger following crummy sex.
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Well, that's over. How about getting me some food?
You are one toastcoital romantic.
You got that right sugar. Now less talk more wok.
n. The focus of the action; the place or trick to aim for or emulate. Originally an ice curling term for the rock the captain corn brooms but now widely used in the skate boarding world.
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1) At this meeting we are going to hit the hammer rock so hard their power point will wreck!
2) Nice leapstand bro! But let's see you hit the hammer rock that Skatemark laid down yesterday
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n. derogatory term for someone who has very cheap or outdated audiovisual or computer equipment.
There's no danger of watching 3-D movies at my house! My husband, the tech-nickel genius, soldered a new vacuum tube into the betamax.
Some tech-nickel genius from IT installed my firewall backwards so the only e-mail I get is spam and porn.
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n. "sporting" activity in which marginally inebriated Canadians curl large lumps of granite down a frozen carpet of ice in order to obtain a "hammer" which, I believe, is the metric equivalent of a "fifth" of rye. Oddly enough a "fifth", in curling, is a player too incompetent to play well. Brooms are used to clear debris off the ice and roller blades can be worn for decreased traction but aren't compulsory.
Originally the game was played on Scotland's lakes by English soldiers with frozen lumps of haggis.
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Dude! I feel like a bonspiel tonight! Let's totally whip some stones into the hack and try to knock out some inturns with a double raise!
Listen to yourself. You've only been curling for a month and already you sound like a Canadian stoner.
Hurry hard!
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n. radical skateboarding move in which one leaps onto and over a car and lands on the board, which has gone under the car. The car should preferably be stationary and not moving at highway speed.
Dude! Did you mean to do a milk the steel goat or did you accidently swerve into traffic?
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place. Hamlet in Australia reknowned for its drover-fueled wallaby husbandry activity and gravel piles strategically placed to block the views of the lamers sand-surfing. The abscence of any competitive sports teams makes it a codger's paradise.
Often compared unfavourably to Riker's Island by the Greater Brisbane Tourist Council, Eudlo is fast becoming a go-to destination for NASA and other groups looking to test vehicles on inhospitable ground.
"Beautiful plumage!" and other catch-phrases are often heard at the Eudlo and District Monty Python Festival every spring.
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G'Day mate! Fancy a stride down Eudlo way tonight? We could toss some Fosters into the chunder wagon and melon a kangy. My esopho's drier than a gecko's armpit.
Struth! My shiela will do me an injury if we rattle the woomerra again!
Crickey-split!
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