mondo-morto

adj. very deceased. A word created in homage to Gualtiero Jacopetti, the recently deceased Italian director of Mondo Cane, a movie whose title inspired people who largely didn't speak Italian or Latin to create a variety of parodizing phrases, viz; Mondo Druggo, Mondo Tempo etc.

Want to help me bury my dog?

Is he dead?

Of course he's dead! In fact he's mondo-morto.

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tech support

n. elaborate or deceptive underwiring in intimate garments.

Don't be fooled. Those girls in I.T. are getting a lot of help from tech support.

It can be hard to navigate in a wireless mode when you're used to a lot of tech support.

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naughty cash

n. money used, or earmarked, for wild sprees, sex toys, trips to Vegas etc.

I just got to sell my husband's signed football collection and I'll have enough naughty cash and penicillin money to make next weekend rock.

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havoc

n. disruptive destruction and one of the few things that can be "wreaked"; often seen at riots and Profunda Rosa punk concerts.

Cry havoc, and let loose the dogs of war, after putting on your havoc scarf or other suitable face covering so you won't bear any responsibility for your actions.

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canadian stoner

n. An "athlete" who participates in "curling" which, while not technically a sport, is a pasttime favoured by Canadians who have not discovered video games.

Heavy stones are flung randomly down an oblong blanket of ice and across a "tea" line. The game is a mix of marbles and cricket with the winner sometimes being decided in a draw.

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Hey Hoser! You are such a canadian stoner! Your inturned house-weight marble nudged my sweeper-stick and now I'm lying two.

I'm not lying. Why are you lying?

No. I said I was lying two. Not too.

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Blindman River

place. A bustling commune south of Blackfalds in the upper cretaceous part of Alberta. Founded in 1968 by born-again pacifists Blindman River rapidly became the local centre of gravel-related industry. Reknowned for their kettle-corn maize and recently built fancy string-bag factory the devoted inhabitants are fighting to bring prosperity and a modicum of educated classiness to the region. Clothing-optional Fridays attract new recruits for the weekends but the lack of advancement opportunities and long chants usually result in a mass exodus of the new blood by Tuesday.

Twice voted Commune of the Year by New Moon Monthly the commune is hoping to have an on-site schoolhouse completed soon.

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I need a macrame bag for my lap-top. Let's stop into Blindman River.

Why not wait until Friday?

digitaneous

adj. Fast. Best used in applications that don't involve computers or digitalisation.

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1)When our eyes met the chemistry was digitaneous.

2) We rely on digitaneous transmission to get our pizzas to your door.

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