iDead

n. New device from Apple that Steve Jobs must have been working on because he whispered it to his doctor.

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I want to get me an iDead.

That's a terrible joke. Steve Jobs was a saint.

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mazing

adj. Urban shorthand for incredible.

Mazing ride dude!

That steel be mazing! Word! That a 38?

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Krinkle Creek

place. Burbling waterfall-side town in the lesser gravel bar region of Alberta. Settled by Norwegian rock collectors during the bevelled agate phase of the Western Canada gem rush.

Reliant on eco-tourism since its days as a haven for draft dodgers in the sixties, Krinkle Creek enjoys a reputation as a great place to escape from the drudgery of modern life. Visitors are guaranteed a lack of even the simplest of modern conveniences or courtesies.

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How about a walk up to Krinkle Creek to see the waterfall?

Are you mad?

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eeyoric

adj. having the qualities of Eeyore, i.e. being strikingly gloomy, sad or ho hummish on a chronic basis.

Check out the eeyoric goth chick with the tears tattooed on her cheeks. So sad.

She's probably upset because she's at Baskin Robbins instead of her dark castle.

Yeah. Her dark castle in 1398.

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claustral

adj. Capable of inducing claustrophobia.

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Nice apartment dude. Perhaps a bit tiny. I hope your new wife isn't claustral.

No. I think she's Lutheran.

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bageled

v. 1) sports term indicating that one player prevented an opponent from scoring any points; a zero, or "bagel" is thus scored.
2) a sexual euphemism.

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Dude! I hear that spanish tennis pro totally bageled your sister last week. Actually, I bageled her once myself. To be honest she isn't much good.

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heil damage

n. destruction of property, human rights etc. that occurs when people blindly follow extremist leaders.

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What happened to all those houses of worship?

See the badly spelled slogans? Looks like heil damage.

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