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n. Protest march that turns into a riot.
Get your black balaclava and some bail money Dude; there's a protiot at the mosque site.
The protiot at Woodstck 3 was held after the music was over. How polite.
26π 13π
v. type of deep breathing one does after strenuous exertion; speech is impossible, facial colour is poor, and pursuing footsteps can often be heard.
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I ...gotta ... respirate.
Respirate! Not now! You can respirate on the other side of that fence.
21π 7π
v. phrase. British euphemism for going topless in public. Often used by the upper crust and royalty.
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I say Duchess! Do you judge it wise to be setting the tea things out so early in the afternoon?
Barleybone, you are such a toast browner.
n. mythical place where dimples, especially pretty girl-dimples, are grown.
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1) Looking good baby! I see you have been patronising the dimple farm.
2) You should see my cute kindergarten class. I think there's been a bumber crop at the dimple farm.
20π 8π
place. Amusingly named hamlet in Saskatchewan, Canada known as a waystop on the trail to Saskatoon and as the birthplace of four-a-side lassies ice curling. Aboriginal influences were never quite extinguished by the European influx thus Biggar retains a cross-cultural flair that attracts tourists, Scandanavian ethnographers and geneologists.
Grain farming and grain farming remain the primary industries although many music teachers work there, part-time nursing positions abound and the Adult Theatre Group has a steady audience for their original shows and endless Godspell adaptations.
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"New York may be large and smelly, but Biggar isn't better!"
No. I don't think that should go up on the sign.
How about "New York is big ... but this is Biggar!"
That's better.
16π 3π
v. keeping the path of one's friend or boss clear of obstacles. Originally used in ice curling to indicate the action of sweeping gravel, beer bottles and other debris off the action lane where the hammer rock is flung by the harrier.
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This is my birthday party so when we get to this club I am expecting to get a lot of corn brooming from you ladies.
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Hey. Could I get a little corn brooming here? This is only an important presentation.
37π 8π
place. Sparklingly clean, relatively disease free city cleverly placed between Edmonton and Calgary in the hub of the buried oil and dinosaurs belt. Home to many of the prettiest nurses on the planet and home to more country themed bars than is really sensible.
Red Deer was visited after the last ice-age by successive waves of paleolithic settlers who "kicked the tires" a bit but continued south to found empires in Mexico and Peru. Fur traders and cartographers such as Anthony Henday and David Thompson visited the area but also moved on. Finally a city was founded by Leonard Gaetz, a failed minister and successful land speculator who convinced the local natives to live in reduced circumstances to the west.
Oil is present in abundance and the wealth from it, and from grain growing, cheese production, gravel sifting, and ashphalt storage enriches the populace and makes them feel special ... very special.
Curling bonspiels, hockey tournaments, travelling to warmer climates and endlessly discussing ski wax keep the locals amused through the long cold winters.
Summers are filled with street art festivals featuring clown juggling and, often, heavy drinking.
The Red Deer river cuts through rocky strata that hold thousands of dinosaur fossils that begin to lose their magic after you have seen an eyefull.
Do you want to visit Red Deer and see the latest T. rex skeleton?
Is it a siamese twin or something, because otherwise I'd rather catch the sled dog race on TV.
58π 45π