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n. 1) fencing term; a cover for one's sword.
2) a sexual euphemism.
En garde! Prepare to defend yourself Madame as I am about to slip off my saber sheath ... or slip it on. It is your choice.
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adj phrase. Laudatory remark voiced when someone does anything of earth-shattering importance: usually used ironically.
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Nice work finishing up those carrots. You are the bolt.
Are you being sarcastic?
No man. You are totally the bolt.
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n. A day when one or more of your children does something bad ... very bad.
Why is Igor out on the window ledge mumbling about a hostage taking and some arrests?
Oh don't worry. He's just having a bad heir day.
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v. Taking it easy, chillaxing with some brews on the veranda.
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Last days of summer! Time for some lagging before the blizzards hit.
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v. To vainly spend vast amounts and change one's position on issues in the hopes of winning an election.
I have no hope of becoming class president so I am going to romney until I've spent all the cash.
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n. The ambience surrounding a rapper's voice i.e. the music, the beats, the scrapes, and, if on stage, the costumes, lighting, props etc.
Enchanting rapestry Kanye, the glittery lurid costumes and blinding lights almost made me forgive your silly lyrics. But what be up with your voice? It sound like you swallowed a broken brandy bottle!
What! I'll cut you fool! I'll take your tongue!
Don't disrespect the way I've sung!
Word up.
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n. face down position of the senseless player's body after a severe hit to the head during a sporting event.
Wow! What a great series of bodychecks! A lot of the Manitoba Moose players are lying motionless in the goal crease!
Yeah, those Canadians are kind of concussion prone.
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