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n. sack or sports bag purpose-built to carry fencing swords, mask, uniform etc.
Excusez-moi. Has madamoiselle seen my touche bag magnifique?
Mais non! Nor do I wish to see it!
Perhaps madamoiselle understands not. La touche bag is something I slide over my sword to keep it clean.
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n. Accumulation of angst caused in non-Spanish soccer fans by Spain's dominance of recent international tournaments.
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What did you think of the match in Kiev? Excellent footie or what!
Bah Humbug! More spain in the butt than I can stomach! Where's the panache? Tight waisted castenet banging bull killers!
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v. To inhale drugs. Originally used by medical personnel when describing inhalation of therapeutic medicines into the lungs it is now largely used by street drug users to describe consumption of illicit drugs, in large amounts, by any route.
Dude! What up? Did you drughale my whole stash? You are going to get such a stare when your mother gets home.
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n. Oxymoronicly named period alluding to the daylight hours prior to Christmas Eve. Quite an acceptable coinage despite the objections of some opinionated pedants. An alternate etymology comes from the traditions of the Armenian Orthodox church which speak of the Bethlehem innkeeper's wife, Evangelina, who convinced her husband to allow Mary to give birth in their stable. A feast day in her honour was declared on the day preceding Christmas. Christmas Eve Day, a time for quiet contemplation and fasting, is still celebrated in Asia Minor and much of Central Alberta.
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What are you planning for Christmas Eve Day?
I thought I'd stock up on diet coke and pizza for tomorrow.
Well watch out for the language police!
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n. The politically incorrect result of translating technical or mathematical terminology into something women can understand. A misstranslation is usually devoid of numbers and greek letters and may deal with how force vectors "feel" about each other. Use of the term around women is usually followed by a good purse-smacking.
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So why are pie squared? I don't get it.
Sorry, I didn't see your breasts. Let me give you the misstranslation. Pretend you have a large round blanket and four babies that need to be covered.
Ohhh. Babies! What are their names?
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place. Isolated hamlet in Alberta, Canada, that, fueled by high profits, fueled by high ethylene prices, has been riding high on the hog without the sponsorship of big gravel. Free from the doldrumic influence of East Duck Hollow since the partition of 1948 the vibrant citizenry of West Duck Hollow have been kindling the fires of progress in their matchless march to the future of petrochemical dominance-related carbon-footprinting. It is a place free from zoning restrictions where people can occupy a public park with tents, signage, muffins, and no clear purpose.
Clear cutting by a forward-thinking Tourism Council allows views of Ponoka, from which the Rocky Mountains can be seen. An interpretive center is planned for the tourist kiosk which is planned for the fall of 2015.
Lumberjack competitions and fencing exhibitions, often between gangs of tree-toughs from the various hamlets in the greater Duck Hollow region, provide much of the business at the local medical office.
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West Duck Hollow sure has some pretty vistas. You can sure see that this is a place that owns some nice Ethylene deposits and doesn't depend on gravel sluicing for its tax dollars.
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n. People who are experts about terminology in a given area but quite anal about specifics of usage.
I think the etymological lexicolonologists would decry the verbal warming on the internet.
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