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n. Accumulation of angst caused in non-Spanish soccer fans by Spain's dominance of recent international tournaments.
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What did you think of the match in Kiev? Excellent footie or what!
Bah Humbug! More spain in the butt than I can stomach! Where's the panache? Tight waisted castenet banging bull killers!
place. Isolated hamlet in Alberta, Canada, that, fueled by high profits, fueled by high ethylene prices, has been riding high on the hog without the sponsorship of big gravel. Free from the doldrumic influence of East Duck Hollow since the partition of 1948 the vibrant citizenry of West Duck Hollow have been kindling the fires of progress in their matchless march to the future of petrochemical dominance-related carbon-footprinting. It is a place free from zoning restrictions where people can occupy a public park with tents, signage, muffins, and no clear purpose.
Clear cutting by a forward-thinking Tourism Council allows views of Ponoka, from which the Rocky Mountains can be seen. An interpretive center is planned for the tourist kiosk which is planned for the fall of 2015.
Lumberjack competitions and fencing exhibitions, often between gangs of tree-toughs from the various hamlets in the greater Duck Hollow region, provide much of the business at the local medical office.
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West Duck Hollow sure has some pretty vistas. You can sure see that this is a place that owns some nice Ethylene deposits and doesn't depend on gravel sluicing for its tax dollars.
n. People who are experts about terminology in a given area but quite anal about specifics of usage.
I think the etymological lexicolonologists would decry the verbal warming on the internet.
n. Person who is willing to walk when it is needed but isn't possessed of a bizarre desire to walk industriously for fitness or weight control.
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Want to do a couple of "Ks" before breakfast?
Ahhh. No thanks. I'll just catch a couple more"Zs". I'm more of a social walker.
n. Person possessing no desire to advance at work or in society; needlessly apathetic human encumberance.
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Are you still going out with that bog squatter?
He's not a bog squatter! He's an artist. Why do you hate me?
I was just asking.
v. Cheated during a sporting contest or other endeavor.
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How did your presentation go?
Great! But they gave the contract to the higher bidder.
Sounds like you got Norwegian reffed.
v. To inhale drugs. Originally used by medical personnel when describing inhalation of therapeutic medicines into the lungs it is now largely used by street drug users to describe consumption of illicit drugs, in large amounts, by any route.
Dude! What up? Did you drughale my whole stash? You are going to get such a stare when your mother gets home.