vanity spectacles

n. Phrase used to indicate someone's ego is inflated.

Bob thinks his crib is all that, but he's looking through his vanity spectacles.

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synofile

n. Much sought after synonym for thesaurus; usually applied to a reference work on a hard drive or internet server.

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Dude! What's another word for bong? I'm trying to write a song and the scansion here's all wrong.

Check the synofile, and perhaps try Urbandictionary.

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dream duster

n. Wide-eyed person of little energy who doesn't actively pursue his/her dreams; the dreams are arranged on shelves, admired, dusted carefully, and seldom become real.

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The world is calling you. Get some hearing aids if you have to and don't be such a dream duster.

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fussbudget

n. money required to fund repairs and clean-up after a riot, rock festival, family reunion etc. Also used with humourous intent by anarchists budgeting for rocks, balaclavas, bail, matches etc. before a riot.

I don't know why those government wanks are upset. Their fussbudget for the riot was lower than ours.

Yeah but that's because you insist on designer face masks, a film crew and imported bricks. I'm beginning to think you're not a real anarchist.

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wire wizard

n. Person with an unsurpassed degree of technical brilliance. Often used ironically or disparagingly.

I ... I... I think I erased Superbowl XLV from your TiVo when I was programming in Sex and the City 4.

That's okay my little wire wizard. Now make me a sandwich!

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empty the trick bag

1) v. initially a skateboarding term meaning to employ all of one's super tricks in a grand display of prowess: now, by extension, it means to use all of one's resources to accomplish any task or display ones dexterity or intelligence.

2) v. when said by a pimp it means to obtain the earnings of one's prostitute.

Radical leapstand bro! But I am going to empty the trick bag and make you totally my wheelnut monkey.

When the Shriners are in town I have to empty the trick bags thrice nightly or the ladies are tempted to hide the shine.

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smile fairy

n. fictitious being who bestows cute smiles on pretty womenfolk.

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Hi Princess. Looks like you need a visit from the smile fairy.

He's not going to take my lips away and leave me a quarter under my pillow is he?

No! No! He takes frowns away.

And leaves money?

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