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n. Explanation for a difficult concept given by a gifted physicist to an audience of lesser beings. Often simplified generalizations using analogies are understandably lacking in truth.
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âNothing can travel faster than lightâ is a phyb. Wavicles being outpaced are everywhere. And time? Constant. Time dilation is just another phyb to settle the nerves of the simpletons.
n. A situation in an important game where a team blows a lead and looks to be in danger of losing a chance to finally win a championship.
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Dude! The X-Games gold was totally in your gnarly pouch and then you dug yourself into a cubbyhole.
Yeah, but I pulled myself, and pulled myself, and finally came first.
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v. Much needed verbification of âhijinks.â
Any more hijinkery in Kiev and someone is going straight to bed with no beef stroganoff.
n. A happy state in which operative team jubilation occurs because the patient's trachea has been filled by a plastic cylinder conveying anaesthetic gases ... and oxygen.
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Finally! Tubulation has been achieved and Daniel can start composing ribald pimple limericks.
"Daniel's needle created a dimple
The size of a Saturday pimple.
The nurse said, "Are you blind?"
Dan replied, "I don't mind!
I've got two doctorates but I'm simple."
v. To blubber like a child because your team has been beaten by the mighty Japan Blossoms, or, less likely, by Canada.
Donât rugbybawl Ireland, at least you werenât beaten by Canada.
n. The seats on a stage behind a politician where the mindlessly supportive folks sit and nod at every banal utterance and lie.
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As soon as the primaries start we will need to re-inforce the stage and install four more rows of booster seats.
v. Exuberantly performing to the sweaty max. Exceeding the usual bounds in any endeavour.
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A touch more meatloafing and you maggots will win this battle and live to spill your guts on a different foreign field.r