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jewbilee

n. Any festive event celebrated by those fine folks of the Hebraic persuasion.

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Why is the street littered with dreidels?

I think yesterday was a jewbilee. Maybe Easter.

by gnostic3 June 1, 2022


TheTom

n. A saintly figure who heals the sick with his serum and provides middling entertainment.

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TheTom is going to play Jesus next summer when His serum has cured us all.

Bet He beats Him.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021


racoon

n. Dedicated anti-covid crusader who always wears a mask even in circumstances where it makes no sense.

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Second month of solitary confinement and still masked? You are such a racoon.

by gnostic3 February 20, 2021


mermazing

adj. Absolutely wonderful. Like a sparkly mermaid astride a unicorn.

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Why does Liv have that dreamy look in her eyes?

She was at Unicorn Sleepaway Camp. It was mermazing.

by gnostic3 July 19, 2019

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mermazing

adj. Totally, absolutely wonderful! Like a sparkly mermaid riding a unicorn (sidesaddle of course).

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Where did you get the free tail?

Unicorn Sleepaway Camp. It was totally mermazing!

by gnostic3 July 19, 2019


vagabondage

n. Kinky hoboerotic sex play involving ropes, chains and a ragged street person.

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More gangrene? You still into all that vagabondage Antonio? If you are you need to know that “tighter” is not a good safe word.

by gnostic3 September 11, 2019


vagabondage

n. Unusual type of hoboerotic entertainment. Emphasis is usually on rusty chains or dirty binder twine confining scruffy drifters in saggy trapdoor drawers.

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Hey Hobo! Interested in appearing in some vagabondage flicks? No interesting thought-provoking scenes. Just mundane hoboeroticism.

Sorry. I don’t do banal.

by gnostic3 March 3, 2019