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n. New career for a new world. Person who makes, fits and repairs face masks.
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Stay in school son. With marks like those you could soon be pulling down some big bucks as a mask technician.
n. Neurologic condition in which the ability to undress is impaired.
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Why is that surgeon wandering down the hallway with a dirty OR gown over his head?
He has a touch of dysdoffia.
n. Neurologic condition in which the ability to undress is impaired.
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Why is that surgeon wandering down the hallway with a dirty OR gown over his head?
He has a touch of dysdoffia.
n. A cowardly slap delivered without warning.
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Sleep in fear my man. One dark night I am going to deliver you a suckerslap that will make your ears ring.
Isnât your warning kind of defeating the whole idea of a suckerslap? And, seeing you got the tiny0 tiny arms, it will likely be a willslap that wonât even wake me up.
n. Incredibly racist term for a person with mildly melanotic skin. Before becoming politically verboten the term was used to describe a delicious baked item, a woodland elf, and a young female member of the Boy Scout movement.
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I ate a brownie yesterday. Very tasty.
RACIST!!!
n. Incredibly racist term for a person with mildly melanotic skin. Formerly the term was used to describe a delicious baked item, a woodland elf, and a young female member of the Boy Scout movement, but now all those usages are verboten and considered insensitive triggers.
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I enjoy eating brownies.
RACIST!
v. To impeach someone for a second time.
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Why should we bipeach the treasurer? We will never get our money back.
Or our innocence.