house of harlotry

n. Bordello, or, if you are very old, a nice home where an unmarried couple live.

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No daughter of mine is ever going to babysit in a house of harlotry!

Albertan safety

n. False security of person, or society, engendered by deliberate blind ignorance of science and reason.

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Safety harnesses??!! I think not! Actually, I very much think not! My family will be climbing this mountain using only Albertan safety.

And body bags?

And body bags!

niched

v. Placed into a slot, category or niche: usually by a domineering society.

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Dude! You keep going to school and you are going to end up totally niched.

meeting Kim

v. Avoiding real work or important issues by attending a photo-op disguised as a pointless meeting with a feel-good premise.

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I would love to come to the council session where my dismissal is being discussed but I will be meeting Kim this evening. I ‘m told there will be cake.

inpeach

v. Similar to impeach but spelled the wsy most folks pronounce it.

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Inpeach him or don’t inpeach him. Just get on with the thigs that matter!

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final stones tour

n. Any once-in-a-lifetime event that will be repeated and repeated ad nauseum.

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Have we heard the last of this impeachment thing?

No way. It’s a final stones tour.

Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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Play “Putin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.