bracketter

n. Person who spends his life developing strategies to solve complex fantasy-world puzzles while ignoring the real problems abounding on all sides.

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If Kenney wasn’t such a bracketter he could have solved some of our problems by now.

demeshing

v. Removing surgically implanted plastic mesh in an attempt to alleviate odd symptoms. By extension a euphemism for any pointless or inherently futile activity.

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Another election in Israel! When will the demeshing end?

djokovictory

n. Any underserved win that comes with unpleasant consequences or sets a dangerous precedent.

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There’s a good chance Prince Andrew’s money will buy him a djokovictory in his court case.

pollocked

sdj. Splattered, or sprayed over a surface in an interesting pattern.

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Careful with that skateboard now:; I do not want you pollocked.

wallberg

n. Massive obstruction to the passage of point guards, shipping, or legislation. Unlike the case with icebergs ninety percent of the wallberg is usually easily seen.

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Washington is threatened by a giant wallberg.

Come on dude. Mark is wicked good.

frugalitarian

n. Person who is careful with his money, but not cheap or miserly, despite what people say.

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You still wearing those ratty shoes you bought at the thrift shop. What a cheapskate.

You will never understand the philosophy of the frugalitarian.

That is my hope.

Blossoms

n. The deceptive name of the incredibly tough Japanese Rugby Team.

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Coming to see the Blossoms in the park tomorrow?

Will they be pretty?

No. Not at all.