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n. Canadian Football League championship trophy and, by extension, any third-rate unwanted prize contested by has-beens and never-weres.
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Which grey cup you want to watch: the Idaho gubernatorial results, the Mexican bobsledding finals, or chunky Canucks playing three-down pseudo-football in snowsuits?
n. Infectious person who, often in an uncaring fashion, modifies the needs, wants, behaviours, and lifespans of others.
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I see you had to close your bar again.
Yeah, we had a drunk self-centered influenzer come in. Again.
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v. Doing any crazy thing or taking steps to alter something without evidence that the steps will help.
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You want to open the economy? Now? That is just banning guns man.
adj. A heart-warming quality held by any flour-based product that is artistically crafted or made by a small child.
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Kitten-shaped cupcakes! That's adoughable!
Are you making fun of my cleft palate?
adj. A vivid thought or dream that contains sexual activity involving scruffy wandering vagrants or under-funded poets.
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You gotta help me doc. I keep having these dreams where I'm in a forest and a ragged guy with a sack on the end of a stick offers to squeegee my windshield.
Don't worry miss, sounds like a simple hoboerotic fantasy. Quite a common thing. Why my mother used to talk about wanting to go for a tramp in the woods.
Preliminary sentence spoken by authority figure before any bizzare utterance to imply that any subsequent nonsensible ignorant ravings are just common sense irrespective of what the slaves to âBig Pharmaâ keep saying.
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Iâm not a doctor, but X-rays, they cause mutations right? So why not expose people full of covideo19 viruses to a bunch of X-rays? Maybe we could turn the viruses into herpes, or something else harmless that we all have?
n. Device for getting rid of an unwanted suitor.
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The poet with herpes keeps calling! Oil up my guyotine.