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v. Going the extra miles for love or honour.
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Instead of getting ripped and loaded this holiday season I will be buttercupping. There are lives to save and songs to sing.
Respect dude.
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v. To have oneâs skin punctured repeatedly by a cumbersome but well defended porcupine or, by extension, to be skewered by an opponent in sports or business.
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Texas tech totally quilled those Zags tonight. The Bulldogs wonât sit straight for weeks.
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v. Exploring the depths of the meaning of a word or phrase in order to tenuously defend a friend or client. A form of legalese.
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When the rumours of sexual assault began circulating the press agent put on both his game face and his lighted helmet before engaging in some pretty tricky semantic spelunking.
adj. Feminine. Australian term usually used affectionately.
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Gâday Sheila:; my eggsy jumper! Howâd you like to hitch the boomers to the sleigh and sling on over to Perth for a weeker?
Too right I would! Let me throw some makers in a rucksack first in case it clouds up a bit and we have to dine like dingos.
v. Arranging in advance for a supposedly impartial decision to be made by a jury, an employment office, the senate etc. Often a criminal activity.
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I may not be home for supper. Me and Rudy will be greasing congress until late. Again.
Okay. Iâll just leave the burgers in the fridge. Again.
n. Deformed ear created by the crush of a rugby scrum damaging the cartilage of the ear.
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Nice scrumear! You blokes know about helmets? Right?
n. The boring preliminary portion of a sexual encounter at a football tournament.
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Hey Bruce! How'd you do with that posh shiela at the Wales-USA match? Tuck your wombat in her pouch?
Just setting things up for next week. Don't want to risk an injury during the grope stage.